Redneck Jokes

My friend Janna forwarded me a cool “redneck” email.  You’ve probably heard the “you might be a redneck” jokes by Jeff Foxworthy, right?  Well, the email I received from Janna offered a cool twist on that theme. I don’t know who the author is but the fine print at the bottom says, “By Design Publishing”. Check it out:

“If it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One Nation Under God’, you might be a redneck.”

“If you’ve never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places, you might be a redneck.”

“If you still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival’, you might be a redneck.”

“If you stand and place your hand over your heart when the National Anthem is played, you might be a redneck.”

“If you bow your head when someone prays, you might be a redneck.”

There are more, but I think you get the idea.

I guess I’m a redneck!  Who knew?

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